"From me (hereinafter referred to as 'wishor') to you (hereinafter called 'wishee'):

"Please accept without obligation, express or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a financially successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary preference of the wishee.

"By accepting this greeting, wishee agrees to be bound by the following terms:

• "This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

• "This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting, and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

• "This greeting implies no promise by the wishor actually to implement any of the wishes.

• "This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and / or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

• "This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

• "The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish, or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wishor.

• "Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

"Executed this 10^th day of December, 2004, and not valid until signed by both parties:

"Wishor: ____J. Harmon Grahn____

"Wishee: _____________________"